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Magic Money Tree

by The Mighty Ur

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Close your eyes Take a deep sigh In order to imagine, another world behind your eyes: Imagine if you will A world without land barons A world without robber-barons And media barons And barons in general And come to think of it, Generals A world devoid of medical coshes Corporate whores and off-shore tax-dodgers A world wiped clean of codgers chained to the pages of the Daily Hate Wait - Now picture a world shorn of all those heirs to the very brigands Who fenced off and stole the common land In order to extract exorbitant rents from the common man -(And woman) Simply contemplate A world now wiped clean of hate Where banker’s bonuses are replaced by acts of kindness Instead of acts of mean-ness Karmic currencies put an end to usury and abusery And community Is valued way above all that empty pageantry No more masters No more debutante balls No boxing-day blooding of the hoary hounds No more careful propaganda on behalf of fraternal underlings Now picture massed assassins infiltrating masked balls across the land Stealthily eliminating the one per cent with expert mercenary hand Imagine no government Imagine no Parliament Imagine Andrew Marr desperately trying to hotwire a getaway car As Jacob Rees-Mogg is chased by dogs Across muddy fields, and steaming bogs -Now take a pause And imagine a world rebuilt from out of those better dreams of yours Imagine everything Now open your eyes and yes, of course This world you finally see- It’s yours
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Fake economics/ Fake economists Magic money trees/ and Quantitative Fisting --Balancing budgets that don’t exist/ -and they know this -It’s all pish Neo-liberal piss-juice/ and quantitative fisting Like we get to print our own money! That’s right – they print the fucking money So when they say there is no money/ -Please! You print the sodding money! You print it at your own ease! Fucking money trees/ Magic Money Trees/ for you to fleece The National Debt’s a promissory note It’s a vague aspiration/ thus the nation can never go bankrupt Coz you print the money You literally print-the-fucking-money We have to tighten our belts! Says the belching beneficiary We need monetary –medicinal- austerity! Household budgets/ magic money trees Fucking please/ what mugs you think we must be/ brainless sheep for you to fleece Come-on! –Please! But there is no Magic Money Tree! There is-no-Magic-Money-Tree There is no national debt/ just as there’s no magic tree Hang on – there is a magic money tree Your fake economists/ brainwashed En masse at the LSE/ schooled in neo-liberal realities/ They’re taught to teach us the same glaring inanities But we know your oily illusionist-tricks That come via paid-up media hicks/ we’re sold fake economics/ from fake economists/ schooled in Chicago/…And the LSE There’s no magic Money Tree!!! We have to balance the books you see!! There’s no Magic Money Tree! Neo-liberal piss-juice/ and quantitative fisting There’s no Magic Money Tree! (There is a fucking Magic Money Tree) There’s no Magic Money Tree! It’s all wheels you shill/ still Peston/and all the rest of them … Keep selling us shit.
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America The greatest minds of your generation Were blunted by greed, chemical coshes & rampant consumerism Bright lights carefully dimmed out within dark carriages never to be seen again Replaced by noodle-heads with rampant egos Blood-soaked salesmen with meagre brains Sowing the seeds of their own destruction Child-like and vain: Speaking to their own once-mythic greatness Speaking from a storm-drain Lost America The time of the crowned and conquering child is coming to an end my friend
Just as your time in the lethal sandpit is spent
So relinquish now your magnifying-glass you teenage psychopath
For you cannot sit setting fire to the ants in there forever America
Fever-stricken, sickened America/ the fourteenth amendment of your constitution bestows the Rights of the individual upon your corporations. so is it any wonder then /that the corporations trample you underfoot/ with swift impunity? Monoliths and Cinema-screens – Snake oil served in jumbo-cups to useless eaters I’m telling you America, your super-sized tourist hoards will soon be barred from boarding planes abroad And your slick-salesmen will merrily put you to the sword for the simple fun of it. For the expediency of it See joy-stick destruction is like the sweet blood of virgins to these Bathory-bathing-hounds – so look around – Your communities have all been auctioned off by corporate thugs in tailored-suits Coz they don’t need hijacked planes no more to take down the prime real-estate – It just takes cold reptilian calculation in place of hate So why America, why? Why do the ranks of huddled masses grow more wretched and swell with every single passing day? Let me spare your blushes and break it down for you….
The corporate entity does not care for you It does not even consider you For aint you viewed the rushes Ticker-tape updates in tent-city is bull-shit for the bulrushes And this gravy-train only goes one way So if you are truly chosen as you so often say, then you had better pray
you had better pray America For these psychopaths have no loyalty to your land-mass – thus once your money-supply, food, water, and gas has become sufficiently depleted – they shall move on with barely a backwards glance The crescent moon choke-hold and the petro-dollar stranglehold is ever-weakening So what exactly is there left stop it crumbling? Can you not hear the approaching juggernaut a-rumbling?
Your simpering snowflakes tried to warn you of a coming mighty avalanche
buy many left among you think you still have a semblance of a chance Dance Dance America Dance to the tune of the latest incarnation of robber-baron-in-chief
and cheer Cheer as the king of cheats robotically bleats: America first! America first! And as the Jekyll island jackals suck the remaining marrow from your bones Under cover of night the Prez quietly boards his corporate jet alone Zap! Wham! And Holy Cow! Look at the sandpits burn like oil-slicks now!
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YELLOW KINGS Welcome Welcome to the kingdom of our Yellow Kings Here all cartwheels are forbidden Along with speed-dating and playground swings In place of jester’s sticks, we have puritans who scratch and sweat And simpletons who clutch their propaganda-sheets tight to their chests Three men were arrested for curing meat One was executed for laughing at the Leader of a Scout Group Who had demanded his papers at a pop-up checkpoint Shot point blank by snipers with goggles, his body disposed of by bob-a-job boys in toggles Now kids place flowers at Checkpoint Charlie So it would be churlish to challenge the legitimacy of the yellow kings So on wards we lurch – lurching ever-onward Some fella was imprisoned for refusing to accept her complimentary newspaper The commuters just shrugged and turned away As they escorted her away So have we not then become, little more than chicken-shit-minstrels bowing elaborately to our yellow kings? -And incidentally, what of things? Brightly packaged void attempts to fill the void And sometimes indeed it does successfully fill the void - But only for a second, the merest breath between a heartbeat Up until the packaging dissolves and the void returns and On it goes On and on it goes… And in a sense this pitiful scenario puzzles me, for the evidence of this self-evident truth Is all around us and all about us – it is in plain sight for all of us to see. should we choose to see And yet, we choose not to see See- The truth should not require further articulation Or an abstract art to act as a roadmap And all I know is that When we keep the truth alive within us There is a great and a mighty beauty that never quite lets go And that is what terrifies them so, I suppose And so it goes – On and on it goes…. So what happened to the Kingdom of the Yellow Kings? What has become of our Kingdom of the Yellow Kings? … And what of things?
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RECEIVER/DECEIVER I’m a receiver/ I am not a transmitter I’m a believer/ though I’m seldom fulfilled I still go one believing/ Coz I have to believe in A world that is ordered/ despite all its ills I’m a believer/ a receiver/believer I don’t want to change things/ I don’t want to make things A face in the crowd makes me ever so proud I have to believe in a world where dreams are illusion/ I can’t handle confusion/ Coz I’m a receiver/ a receiver/believer/ and I crave the protection/ my dreams are projections/ I believe in receiving even as my days are receding Please turn up the speakers/ for the reception is weaker/ the signal is failing and I’m lost at the tail-end As the screen starts receding/ it’s all disappearing I was a believer/ I was a receiver believer – But now I believe … That I was but a man And that man is far greater/ maybe even creator/ if his dreams are permitted to seed and to grow So don’t be a receiver/ don’t be a repeater. Don’t be a transmitter, just be a believer And if the soul is all fiction, as the experts all reckon/ then my lifetime’s submission/ was but a shrug to the dark But now there’s a suspicion/ as I lay in suspension/ that I somehow extinguished that necessary spark.
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STRATEGY OF TENSION Gas pump coins/ rag and bone men/ the ghostly cacophony of hawkers/ and commuters in bowlers/ Punctured plastic footballs/out of reach beyond the fenced-off rail-lines/ Haunted houses/ derelict houses/ newly-weds with bright futures collecting Tupperware/ shopping for supper-ware/ the death of industry/ the end of rent/ and the birth of right-to-buy Cold-war spy-sagas and Harold Robbins/ Bodice-rippers/ Tit-bits/ Pans People and limp-wrists/ pansies and comedy feminists Kids in blazers/ men huddled around braziers/ Hot metal presses and Laura Ashley dresses Boot-boys and Butlin’s/ Brian Rix and Miss Whiplash/ Whitewash/ Whitehall farce and Mary Whitehouse Cockney pugilists/ Northern ventriloquists/ -Situationists Grub Street hacks in dirty rain-macs/ Kojak/ and Hijacks Bobby sands and Grandstand/ Alison Gibbs doing handstands in the playground The IRA/ the MFI/ Soccer-yobbos and Red Robbo Red Rum and hum-drum Sundays/ Ice-cream sundaes/ Chicken in a basket/ Pizza in a briefcase ..Kiss-chase I heard the bomb at Woolwich Barracks/ The Galloping Gourmet and Fanny Cradock Robin Day and Peter Jay/ Neo-lib-looming/ male grooming If you want a coloured for a neighbour then Vote Labour! Love thy neighbour and Mind Your Language/ White men in turbans in prime-time sit-coms/ Shin-guards/IRA bombs at horse-guards/ The Strategy of Tension doesn’t warrant a mention/ just as OPEC doesn’t have an impact on Dennis Healey’s tattered knees/ take a breath… The lagered-up stars of Saturday can’t even beat the Poles these days/ And Boob Moore’s heroic hollow legs/ they seem a million-million miles away these days Boot-boys make away-days seem like dawn-raids by The Red Brigade/ Lou Grade gives way to Michael Grade/ and it all slowly/ begins to fade As the Iron lady patiently waits for the fire-sale/ the yard-sale/ the bonfire of all sanity The end of society/ and the slow-birth of austerity It’s not so much the rivers of blood/ but the sewers of hate that gush like the forgotten Fleet Beneath the satellite towns and sink estates And the inner cities are ablaze these days/ not helped by the cop tightening the thumb-screws With a sly smile upon his face And they wonder why we’re aimless why we’re rootless, nihilistic, and dead-eyed But they do not mention the seeds of their strategy of tension To keep us either violent and predatory/ or muted and sedentary And it seems surely inevitable, even evolutionary/ that some evil emissary Will cap off this age of Shiva with the greatest light show the world has ever seen And will ever see/ A fatal inevitable jolt and All eyes shall be blinded by the flash of Shiva’s lightning-bolt This is a Strategy of Tension.
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ARMAGEDDON RAG The 1980’s were a pitiless drag Thanks in large part to the embedded, and ever-present, Armageddon-rag And still today, from time to time, I dream of flicking through a school library-book Defaced and emblazoned with the prominent symbols of the time Symbols for anarchy, symbols for fascism, communism, nuclear disarmament Not to mention the odd dripping cock carefully positioned next to a black and white statesman’s mouth Or a foul thought-bubble, emerging from Twiggy’s aged timeless head Way back then The children of the stones had grown away from their fear of the Sea Devils Only to have the fear rudely replaced by Panorama’s jaunty Armageddon-rag This detonation in the country’s living rooms was presented by a youthful Paxman, who made his name by informing us – Over the sound of a chopper’s spinning blades – The effects of a one megaton bomb exploding 7000 feet above Westminster And how in the event, he related, it would create A fireball stretching a mile across With temperatures reaching 100’s of 1000’s of degrees of centigrade He gleefully hovered over Vauxhall Bridge – Look dad, Vauxhall Bridge, that’s near where Nan lives – And Vauxhall Bridge would experience winds of up to 700 miles an hour – And the vile polluted Thames would carry toxic spores all the way down to Gravesend For we carried these haunted dreams right into our teens And way beyond as well The BBC and Panorama Defaced the generation who defaced those school library-books so very well Introduced foul thoughts and dripping cocks into our collective consciousness Maybe the threat of Armageddon was their retribution instead For us drawing tits on Winston Churchill’s waistcoat And a nob on Nelson’s painted head -I’m off to bed I’m off to bed to dream of strange familiar things like defaced library books And the fearful spectre of Armageddon -Yeah, it’s a drag But this is an Armageddon rag.
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STILL CENTRE I have been told there is a single fixed point in the universe And from this still place I am told that all truth emanates And there is a point, supposedly at the base of the skull That is like a decommissioned antenna And with careful concentration We may activate the signal once again And there sits a serpent at the base of each and every spine Waiting to be awoken So that it may rise and curl itself like a caduceus around the spine I tell myself the garden is mine, and with that in mind I hope and believe, more than anything That I shall return to this lost paradise one day, someday soon And someday soon all the sins of gravity shall be forgiven …simply washed away And on that day All those levers of control that depended utterly upon the illusion of endless forward motion Will simply shake away, will be blown away So stand and stretch and step outside this cave of shadows… Simply walk away From out of the shroud of night into the cradle of the day Tell yourself the garden is mine Tell yourself the garden is mine Take back what the mental enclosure act took away And you’ll be just fine And on that self-anointed day, your new-found stillness shall appease you It shall release you From the iron grip of all capitulation And the prison complex of manipulation For there is no person nor representative-entity Who polices or guards the gateway to eternity The gateway to eternity is untended The garden is unfenced and uncorrupted and it welcomes everybody in At least those who are not steeped in manipulation Mired in exploitation For these are the original sins But there are tiny sins: sins of manipulation; sins of low-expectation Foisted upon us all Now washed away, they fall away When we return to the garden So we may as well return to the garden We were not born in sin; we were born into a sinful system We are angels fallen, kept low Sandaled feet that pin our heads to the floor Taught to train our eyes upon the floor -Fuck that, no more! The serpent rises. The tyrant drowns amidst a polluted sea of his own creation Negation becomes creation Babel rises, common tongues speak of new beginnings Fear is banished to the darkness from whence it came And we, naked as jay-birds in the meadows Now clothed in light, we blast the shadows We rise like angels Mind-liberated, reconnected, unshackled and sovereign once again, we are born again Born again in light Dancing on a pin, at the centre of everything We were not born in sin We were born into a sinful system Disconnect the system And let the walls all melt away For too long we fought the urge to purge the demiurge Now we blast the demiurge Our will is done And the serpent rises, Babel rises You can’t touch me I’m a part of the union This is not a prison complex or an investment duplex This is the apex, it is the still centre This is the still centre of everything Evolving at this very moment Every breath Every imagining is an act of Creation The serpent rises, Babel rises We are at the sure centre Of everything The garden is yours once again The garden is yours once again Just let it fall away
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Combining the often scathing and libertarian lyrical prose of Steve McAuliffe with the post-punk stoner-dark-rock sound of The Mighty Ur, Magic Money Tree is a call to kick over the corporate money-tables and return to the garden. Occasionally mocking, often provoking and yet strangely liberating the ever-evolving Mighty Ur defy pigeon-holing just as they defy subjugation:
We are angels fallen, kept low

Sandaled feet that pin our heads to the floor

Taught to train our eyes upon the floor

-Fuck that, no more!

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released August 16, 2018

Cover Image by Jason Pearce - www.facebook.com/jasonipearce
Words:Steve Mcauliffe,Stevemcaulski - @behold cosmic wave
Therapscallionblog.wordpress.com
Music:The Mighty Ur - www.facebook.com/themightyur, @themightyur
Tracks 1,3 & 5 Music by Chairman Runks
Track 2 musicby Sned-
Track 4 Music arranged by Sned & loop by The Pleasant Val Rhythm Section
Tracks 5 & 8 Produced by Chairman Runks from original jams by The Pleasant Val Rhythm Section and Darren P., Overdubs by Runks 'n' Sned
Thanks to The Parkers for facilities and inspiration. If anyone needs a green Oak building you know where to ask

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The Mighty Ur are Steve McAuliffe (words) AC Monks, DP & Sned (music).This bandcamp site holds the music created with with a variety of musical co-conspirators in a variety of styles along with the works of The Mighty Ur

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